Showing posts with label Projects. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Projects. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

No More Warp Zones For Me (Super Mario-themed Tee)

After playing Super Mario: The Lost Levels earlier (gad, what wonderful torment), I decided to put together the t-shirt design you see below and put it up for sale at Zazzle.com. This is business so I'll keep it short.

The image (note that Blogger adds the border - you can click the image to see it full-size):

Aww. . .

It's available in men's tee (choose the size yourself) and lady's tee (again, various sizes available). I put quite a bit of work into this so I hope you enjoy it!

(Feel free to take the image for yourself, though please don't sell it on anything - I made my own warp pipe image in order to avoid using copyrighted material.)

Friday, February 20, 2009

Broken Rock Band Pedals

This is of personal interest so I'll keep it short.

So the Rock Band pedals are essentially designed to break; the area where you put most of your pedal pressure is very thin and the whole thing is only simple plastic. You could buy some sort of metallic replacement pedal (the thing should be metal in the first place), but seeing as the whole thing's just simple plastic you might be better off just following this method.

Friday, January 23, 2009

First-week Obama reforms and miscellaneous tidbits


This needs no introduction. I'll start with the most important:

This week, President Obama signed an execution order closing Guantanamo Bay and secret CIA prisons, and enforcing the Army Field Manual for interrogations, citing the "false choice between our safety and our ideals" offered by the previous administration. European governments commended him for this action, as they've been ferrying our "enemy combatants" over their airspace for years. Obama will, of course, have to address the damage done by imprisoning people without charges, as well as what to do with those about whom a legitimate case could be built. Huge step in the right direction. (Viewers interested in some of the rationale for keeping Gitmo prisoners behind bars may enjoy/get riled up at this little aside.) Thankfully, the CIA promises to withhold the new rules on suspected terrorist detention and interrogation "without exception, carve-out, or loophole."

Large steps were taken to bring back transparency in government and reversing FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) restrictions enacted by John Ashcroft under Dubya, taking the attitude that information should be released on a timely basis by governmental agencies without waiting for a public request, in stark contrast to earlier policies encouraging information to be withheld unless no possible objections could be found.

Obama also blocked some (but not all) of the "last-minute environmental decisions" of Bush, including looser regulations and a removal of the gray wolf form the endangered species list.

Rush Limbaush and Sean Hannity decided to start putting a U.S. President under scrutiny for the first time since 2000. As Limbaugh seems desperate to prove that he's not a racist in his opposition of Obama (something the American people can probably accept), he freely admits that he wants Obama to fail and damage the country with his left-wing policies. SITYS. I guess he was only joking when he criticized Democrats for wishing death on Bush's shortsighted policies; Republican Kool-Aid cares not for race, as long as you're wearing the right hat!

Immigrants Rights Groups voiced their concern that Obama will raise the level of discourse concerning illegal immigration rather than just signing a reform bill. Americans have been notoriously fickle on their views of immigration, even considered in the aggregate: a large Gallup poll found a vast majority of Americans either glowingly supporting or concerned about immigration depending on the questions asked. How can Obama use his "power of words" without patronizing Americans who may not agree with him? (For the record, I support full amnesty for individuals with no record of violent crimes, a permanent streamlining of the immigration process and then tightening the border. I doubt that will be on the table.)

Obama is now held to the job of reforming entitlements (SS and government healthcare, among others), a task about which he's been characteristically vague. I predict it's very unlikely he'll arrive at a satisfactory solution to this problem, one that existed long before Bush. Raising requirements or mandatory contributions will be unpopular, and "universal health care" may turn out to be nothing more than a reshuffling of the numbers. Let's hope I'm wrong and next month's economic summit bears some sort of practical fruit.

Obama still needs to do his part to reverse the lapses of civil liberties in America. I'd like to see something done immediately about NSA-sponsored spying on American citizens and journalists, as well as legal immunity for telecom corporations complicit in illegal wiretaps and unconstitutional surveillance. Bush first insisted that warrants were required for every instance or surveillance. This later turned out to be either a lie, or something Bush wasn't paying attention to during those boring cabinet meetings. Whoops! (For further information on the NSA whistleblower in the above link, I highly recommend his Wikipedia page, which goes into detail on the electronic tracking, sham psychological evaluations and demotions he was forced to undergo as he attempted to reform the system.)

Still, I'll be more interested in what Obama does as he really settles into office. These early decisions are fairly uncontroversial; coming out in opposition to torture, war and corruption is hardly controversial. Will Obama continue his winning streak or will he falter when he runs out of Bush flops to fix? Will his scant few years of experience in the corrupt Washington waterworks turn out to be an asset or a fatal flaw?

Find out next week, in another exciting edition of. . . sorry, I was on autopilot there for awhile.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

My EP is finally finished! (The Black Plaid EP)


My first EP is finally finished! I'm calling it Black Plaid, and it's pretty much the first half of the (free) album I'll be releasing sometime next year. It's a collection of mashups, experiments and a few original compositions. Download it here:

Dustin Steinacker - The Black Plaid EP

(And a link to a ZIP file if you don't have WinRAR)

UPDATED: Listen to it on Soundcloud, the other links have been down for awhile

Tracks and List of Samples

Most of the following samples are highly modified and many are unrecognizable but the full list is included in the interests of completedness:

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Originally titled "Malfeasance Toned of Argon", back when I was intending it to be a parody of techno music. It's still kind of a parody.

Samples:

Beat: The Knife - "Like a Pen"
Bass: Public Image, Ltd. - "Albatross"
Sound effect: Battles - "Atlas"
Strings: J.S.S. Bach - Brandenburg Concert 1 (Adagio)
Sound effect and vocals: Subtle - "A Tale of Apes I"

More bass and two loops from "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes
Short Segment from "Moonlight Sonata (Presto) by Beethoven
Short drum segment from "Voodoo Lady" by Ween
Explosion from "We Will Rock You" by Max Raabe Orchestra.

Tales #1: Vine Hilos

Mashup between "Mera Pyar Shalimar" and "The Rose Garden of Mystery" by Secret Chiefs 3

Sound Effects: "Broken Glass Hearse" by Secret Chiefs 3
Drone 1: "Soldier Side" by System of a Down
Drone 2: "Super Are" by Boredoms
African Guitar: "Erdi" by Ali Farka Toure

Tales #2: Abrasions

Mashup between "Facing the Plastic" by Serart and "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" by Serj Tankian

Choir (strangely enough): "Hardware Store" by Al Yankovic

Tales #3: Partisan

Mashup between "Mera Pyar Shalimar" by Secret Chiefs 3 and "Intro" by Sigur Ros

Sound Effects and Choir Aah: A heavily pitch-tweaked "Super Are" by Boredoms

Handmap

Beat and distorted drums: Radiohead - "Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors"
Guitar: Dustin Steinacker
Drone: Björk - "Hidden Place"
All unattributed sound effects and tapping: Dustin Steinacker

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Guitar and descending main melody: Dustin Steinacker
Drums: Arcade Fire - "Black Mirror"
Strings: Eels - "Going To Your Funeral"
Sound effects and voices: Grizzly Bear - "Deep Sea Diver"

Fit the First

Rambling hippie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkDNwId8r4
Intro sound: Ween - "Mutilated Lips"
Guitar, electric guitar and main beat/melody: Dustin Steinacker
Short drum bursts: Gorillaz - "Last Living Souls"
Choir: Taken from a "500 Outer Space Sound Effects" disc I borrowed from the library whose title I have long forgotten.

Vocal samples:

Spiro Agnew ("The hippies and the yippies and the disruptors. . .")
Unnamed news anchor commenting on the Kent State Massacre
Albert Einstein ("I believe that Ghandi's views. . .")
A very old movie whose title I have forgotten ("You think that you are seeing the truth. . .")

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Online Flashcard Set For Japanese 101


I've created a neat little flash card set of basic greetings and vocab for my introductory Japanese class (one I'm taking, not teaching) online over at FlashCardMachine.com. It's a nice site which lets you create simple flash cards in a few minutes. The set includes both Japanese/English greetings as well as the other way around (you can actually set the program to shuffle randomly between words and definitions but I prefer to include different information).

I've elected to use pronunciation-based romaji (English depictions of Japanese language) rather than unintuitive English phrases (for example, "Konnichi" rather than "Konniti", "Douzo" rather than "Dozo").

Try it out and tell me what you think. Just click "start study session", then "begin". It should be suitable for novices and includes some basic information, but I'd sure like to hear if anybody more versed in the language than me sees any mistakes or incomplete information.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

One Of These Oughta Keep the Coons Outta the Basement. . .

There's something visceral and exciting about a ruthlessly-accurate robot gun, and not just for gamers. Building something out of spare parts that boasts a reaction time to rival the fastest, most caffeinated of humans is a real achievement, doubly so when you consider the home defense applications. (Note to the makers of the now one million-strong Terrorist Watch List - it's a joke!)

But if gamer blog Kotaku proves anything, it's that the thought of the thing doesn't hold a candle to watching the thing in action, particularly for gamers who have simulated this sort of thing before and wonder how it would translate to real life.

Pretty well, it turns out. Check out this video of a software-controller robotic paintball turret in motion and tell me it doesn't get your blood going:



Be sure to check out the diversion/decoy attempt at 2:15. Didn't work out too well. . .

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Muto - A Trip Worth Taking


The following is recommended by Penny Arcade's Tycho, who sez: "Don't ask what: just click, and be enriched." I'll say a little more: this moving mural is a marvel. Blurby alliterations aside, it never loses your attention for a second and sustains itself for far longer than you'd expect. The fantastic sound effects and neat tricks employed throughout the project hold your attention. This is a fantastic, surreal work - the sort of thing that Gahan Wilson might do, and everybody should see it. So - watch Muto, and be enlightened.

Bonus points if you can figure out the location from the video (it's not too difficult).

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Refacing Government Tender - Dollar Art


Our money is more than legal tender. These presidential portraits have been a part of the popular culture for so long that that they've become a part of the culture in their own right. Bill graffiti has been around for some time, but I have never quite seen it as ornate and outright hilarious as from flickr's own Joe D!. (The exclamation point is part of his name and not an outpouring of excitement on my part, much as I love this link.)

Joe's posted 75 images of bill defacements - often minimalist, occasionally blurry and obscure but always uproarious. Check out his gallery for the complete series.

Refacing Government Tender (flickr via Boingboing)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Humanize Your Home














Those of you with a desire to turn your home into a bizarre variant of Pee-wee's Playhouse could do worse than to begin with the following two projects, c/o BoingBoing: first up, Max Knight's walking bicycle, with shoes added to the ends of the spokes.

Secondly, and a great deal easier, the baby doll coat rack, which some may see as macabre but which I quite like. This one's a project, with detailed instructions, so you shouldn't have a hard time putting it together. Bonus points for anybody with the mechanical savvy to make the arms shriek and wiggle when somebody walks by.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Put Some Anti-Establishment Into Your USB Drive


You might not consider anarchic art and mainstream computer culture particularly friendly bedfellows (they're not - they're really not), but nobody would blame you for trying out one of these nifty sawed-off USB drives. The thing looks like a safety hazard (there I go again), but there's no actual current flowing through those jagged, torn wires so rest easy. Go over to Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories and make one for yourself!

via Lifehack.org

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Miscellanei / Ziggy Liberated


Huh - I just noticed that Scientology is advertising on my blog through Google ads. I doubt they'd advertise if they'd read the blog's actual contents. Two ads which seem to fit a theme are the two for gay online dating and David Bowie album re-releases. They'll be putting up synchronized swimming banners before you know it. . .

Those of you who have been poking around in my profile have probably noticed Ziggy Liberated, my new year-long project. It's an attempt to divine enlightenment and joy from a source that most people aren't used to finding it - namely the comic strip "Ziggy." Sometimes on-topic, sometimes off, the blog's been a blast to right so far and is shaping up to become the most popular thing that I've ever written.

I've long-noticed the philosophical ramifications of the strip, but just now gotten around to starting this project after seeing a couple kickers. Of course, the blog also has its lighter moments, meaning that it's not complete despair and nihilism.

And as with Forest For the Trees, I'll be posting every day that I am able.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Mario Car - t




Well, this is fairly incredible. I'm a fan of art that takes an inordinate amount of time for low-key, subtly-spectacular results. My favorite part is the security guard's neutral look at the end.

Now offered in bad format-o-vision.

Break via boingboing

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Real-Life Third-Person Simulator

Those of you who play electronic games should know about third-person games - games in which you control your character from an omniscient outside perspective, usually behind the shoulder like this:


With the requisite explanation out of the way, I'll go on to my real question: what would it be like to view yourself from such a perspective. I mean - in real time? Today's BoingBoing TV features a suit designed by RCA designer Marc Owens that allows you to view yourself in the third person, like a videogame character.

"The Avatar Machine"

His intent was to determine if the detachment offered by such a suit affects one's personal responsibility for actions, but that's not what gets me about this suit. My interest is far more primal: I've been trying to get my mind around it for some time now, but I just can't imagine what it would be like to wear this thing. I mean, you still feel everything, you could still trip if you stepped on a step funny, but you're viewing yourself via camera just a few feet over your shoulder. Just how do you reconcile that mentally?

Anyway, watch the clip if you like. It doesn't elaborate much from the description.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

The Rainbow Correction - Man and Machine


Those of you interested in the sort of thing that I can do when I'm not just being strange should check out "The Rainbow Correction", a neat little guitar-and-voice pseudo-comedy piece that I recorded earlier tonight. It's not really a parody of "The Rainbow Connection" - just the first verse of the original with some different lyrics. If that makes sense to you, then you'll be in a perfect mindset for the piece itself.

The guitar playing is mine, and the voice was done by the AT&T text-to-speech demo, an amazing speech synthesis program that really deserves its own blog post someday.

Download "The Rainbow Correction" (Yes, it's still spelled "Connection" in the link - chalk it up to the late hour.)

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Sword-Swinging Killer Wiibot

Tales of Wiimote reverse engineering abound, but this one gets my prize for independent development: an industrial robotic arm set up by USMechatronics engineers to read the remote's commands. Put a tennis racket, sword or anything you want into the robot's arm and swing away. Technically, the robot only recognizes certain movement patterns, responding with pre-recorded movements (it's not a one-to-one imitation), but this still rules.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Yet Another Perpetual Motion Machine

Our power worries are solved! Well, probably not, but these "perpetual motion machine" hoaxes are some of the most entertaining of the modern era. Turn off your skepticism and watch Steorn's "OC" machine whir up. Great stuff and pure (almost certainly) fantasy. This is a repost of the original video with better lighting and sound.


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

(Now You Can) See Spock Run

Well, the Star Trek primer mentioned earlier in this blog has now begun at Forest For the Trees. It's a little harder to do this than I thought, so the Kirk/Khan story will take a few more days. I also have many more cartoons to scan once I can get to a @#$! printer.

For now, enjoy: See Spock Run

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

"Mole Man" 's Underground Home Found

This reminds me of the Mall Apartment a few years back. Police recently found a hidden entrance to a 200-square-foot home dug by Bruce Tracey, a homeless man living in Orlando. The story reports that Tracy had a "bed, a leak-proof roof, a kitchen and escape hatch". This guy's motivated.

Link

Friday, November 23, 2007

Private Underground Temples




Pursuing, as always, my interests in ancient religion (and, perhaps, attempting to assuage the torrent of G*ne S*mmons ads Google's put into my blog since the post awhile back pertaining to Mr. Gargoyle Codpiece himself), Clumpy's Believe it Or Not is delighted to introduce you to the story of the man who independently nine complex, five-level temples in a hillside in Italy.

Nothing short of a complete iteration of the article can do the story justice, so I won't attempt:

Eighth Wonder of the World?

Monday, November 05, 2007

Mind-Bendingly Awesome Remix


I downloaded Acid Pro last week and have spent some time making just about the coolest remix I've ever heard, speaking humbly.

Download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?54jk2tgvdjb

Samples I used for the song:

Beat from "Like a Pen" by The Knife
Bass from "Albatross" by Public Image, Ltd.
Goofy warping sound effect from "Atlas" by Battles
Melody from "Brandenburg Concert 1 (Adagio)" by J.S.S. Bach
More bass and two loops from "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes
Techno sound effects and rap from "A Tale of Apes I" by Subtle
Short Segment from "Moonlight Sonata (Presto) by Beethoven
Power Chord from "Prison Song" by System of a Down
Explosion from "We Will Rock You" by Max Raabe Orchestra.

Please listen and tell me what you think! It took me about four hours!


Image from Masternewmedia.com