Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Fundamentalist nutjob cartoonist Jack Chick explains the error of fictional holiday figures in a gripping tale of murder and spiraling insanity

Most Jack Chick tracts exhibit a slow-burning incivility, a quiet offensiveness and absurd overstatement that makes them unsuitable as a subject of anger. The parsing of small, out-of-context snippets of Biblical verse into the text to emphasize whatever evangelical talking point Jack had in mind at the moment - coupled with text added to the verses whenever the Bible didn't make the same point Jack wanted - absurd consequences for sin ("Charlie smoked marijuana against his parents' wishes and was run over by a car!") and outlandish, subtlety-free writing hardly elevate it above, say, Mary Worth as a subject of religious education or parody.

Nevertheless I've been reading a couple of his online tracts this afternoon with the cynicism I reserve for irony-free douchebaggery, neither offended nor particularly amused. Until on the third strike I ran into his tract "Fairy Tales," which hit comedy gold. For those without the desire to read the story I'll summarize the gripping tale of self-destruction below:


We witness a veritable mural of emotion, a group of protesters - murderous, obese trolls on the left side (including the rather amusing goblin near the edge of the panel mumbling "Kill, Kill!"), bespectacled religious conservatives on the right. Harry's parents insist that this can't be happening!; their son was always a "sweet little boy." The answers are simpler than reasonable people would imagine, and only require a brief trip into Harry's past:


Harry's parents unfortunately fall into the trap of other well-meaning, but ultimately Satanic and hellbound parents - they begin to indoctrinate Harry with the lies of secular society, teaching him about the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (and, no doubt, about the moon landing and flouridated water). Obviously deeply disturbed, Harry gathers these fictional creatures up until they form the core of his very identity, until one fateful day. Oh, let's watch:


This is when things start to get awesome. Just so you know, the wide-eyed little Edward Scissorhands in the story really does kill a kid in the schoolyard. And this kid's murdering spree isn't over, you'll be happy to know:


Keen observers will notice that this story is a little devoid of warm-hearted religious significance at this point, so this is when Jack ramps up the story; Harry's cellmate learns about and accepts Jesus. Harry, uh, doesn't:


After all of this carefully-constructed buildup Harry's end seems almost a little too abrupt:


Other ironic fans of Jack Chick may enjoy the thrilling twist at the end of "Oops!" or the story where Satan kills a bunch of teenagers with a chainsaw.

Other tales of the kookiest side of religion:

Why Santa Claus is the Devil
The Philippines' [Voluntary] Good Friday Crucifixions
A Jack Chick parody with quotes from the Necronomicon (PDF)

Monday, February 09, 2009

Radical Islam


From a design available online at Teenormous.com, a site with some very cute T-shirt models. On a related note, I commend all of these T-shirt sites for finding people whose smiles reach their eyes and posting their images all willy-nilly over the webosphere.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Santa Claus is the Devil: A long, exhaustive proof from some kooky evangelists

Wacky evangelical organization Dial-the-Truth Ministries, who wrote pages and pages of giant, gaudy text attacking every rock group under the sun for Satanic influences and use images like

to promote their site, have one masterpiece to their credit: an exhaustive, scripture-twisting proof of Father Christmas' double life as the Father of Lies himself.


Witness the following concrete points from the article, and weep:

- The serpent who tempted Eve spoke with kind, beguiling tones, and Santa is also quite jolly!

- "The devil’s trademark 'ho, ho, ho' was carried over from the early medieval Miracle Plays to the popular old English play "Bomelio"[!]

- An internet Google search on "Satan Claus" (not Santa Claus – but SATAN Claus) found over 1,700 hits! Obviously, there are many that tie the two together. [And I found 16,600 hits on Google for the phrase "killer kitten," proving that kitties are ferocious.]

- Christ himself helps us out!:

"John 10:1 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way [say a chimney?], the same is a thief and a robber. . ."


I could go on. Santa, the article states, is obviously impersonating Christ himself with his red raiment and white, flowing hair, tendency to build things (the Carpenter!), Northern lodging, wearing of a holly crown and airborne flight. Elves, the article notes, are also called trolls and analogous to Satan's fallen minions! Children love him and believe on him, rather than our Lord himself!

So Santa's perceived similarities to the Devil speak of their close affiliation, while his perceived similarities with Christ are filthy lies. Makes perfect sense to me! I'm glad this type of Potter-bashing, Santa-lynching nonsense isn't as prevalent where I live. Lord have pity on the poor kids raised with Froot Loops for parents.

Santa Claus: The Great Impostor (From the great minds at Dial-the-Truth Ministries and 72-Point Text Factory, though this article is mercifully free of giant, bold, crimson text.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Philippines' Good Friday Crucifixions


An interesting little facet of my religious mission to the Philippines was seeing intense displays of religious devotion, from the readings held in tents of the many verses of the Tagalog translation of the Passion, to religious parades in the streets honoring Catholic saints.

I have also heard stories of ritual Good Friday crucifixions, a practice gently ribbed by the people, who find a humorous exasperation at the tradition. A small group of people sport permanent scar tissue on their hands in preparation for the yearly practice - mainly older men. The Daily Mail article puts some perspective on the issue that I hadn't caught:

In the small village of Cutud, about 80 km (50 miles) north of Manila, men cried out as nails the size of pencils were driven into their hands and feet before they were hoisted up in the scorching heat. Nineteen were to go through the process.

But government health and safety officials were keeping their eye on proceedings, after health minister Francisco Duque told those planning to be crucified to ensure they have a tetanus jab and use sterilised nails.

Never mind the clear dangers to your health of crucifixion, so long as the danger of infection is safely reduced.

Thousands watched the spectacle in Cutud, which has grown from a village production started in 1962 to a media and tourist attraction copied in other parts of the country.

For hours before the crucifixions lines of men, hooded and half naked, flayed their backs with bamboo whips and paddles tipped with broken glass. Blood splattered over the road.

The atmosphere was festive, with hawkers selling beer, ice-cream and souvenir whips. VIPs watched from a specially elevated "viewing platform".

The country's dominant Catholic Church disapproves of the crucifixions and flagellations as a misrepresentation of the faith.

"The spiritual dimension is totally lost, and it's entered into only because of some shows, some manifestations for other people to be satisfied with or to see," said Bishop Deogracias Iniguez.

"Many of these penitents, those who are practicing these physical afflictions have a meagre, have a shallow understanding of these practices."

Some foreigners have previously been crucified including a Belgian nun and a Japanese man, who later allowed footage of his ordeal to be used in a pornographic film. No one has ever died during the rituals.

Over 80 per cent of the Philippines' estimated 90 million population are Catholic and across the archipelago this weekend will be a time for church ritual, family and the beach.

Filipinos infuse their Catholic faith with local superstitions and some people avoid taking a shower or doing laundry after 3 p.m. (0700 GMT) on Good Friday - the time Chrst was believed to have died - for fear of bad luck.


Tuesday, March 04, 2008

More Revisionist Nonsense - "Moses Was High on Drugs"


I've long been amused by so-called "revisionist" religion scholars, who attempt to explain Biblical phenomena using modern induction, hand-in-hand with a process known simply as "making things up". The latest example is particularly amusing both in terms of the assumptions being made, and the utter anti-scientific nature of it all.

Benny Shanon, a Jerusalem-based drug researcher is apparently dedicated to proving that mindless "intellectuals" aren't peculiar to Western society. In a recently-published, intentionally-provocative article, Shanon claims that Moses was high on psychedelic drugs, when Moses received the Ten Commandments. Oh, and it was drugs, not fire, that made the bush burn. Occam's razor has led Shanon to conclude that Moses and his thousands of followers experienced a shared hallucination (claps of thunder, a booming voice and so on) as a result of these trips. Fun times for all.

I'd like to see this guy chime in on other Biblical events. The Flood? A year-long worldwide drug free-for-all with massive casualties. The Battle of Jericho? More aptly called the Battle of Benzedrine.

The few papers who have published this article have given Shanon a pass on the fact that he's basically a drug researcher. Pretty much everything that he's ever published is on the psychoatric drug ayahuasca. When a researcher publishes a provocative article to draw attention to his or her research, appropriate context should be given in the article.

What's next? " 'Burning Bush a Consequence of Planetary Warming', Gore states."

Friday, January 18, 2008

Tom Cruise: Scientologist


I've been transcribing the Tom Cruise Scientology Video on Gawker this afternoon for posterity. It's scary, funny and very, very strange. I don't know who this video was originally intended for, or who edited it. It seems plain that they've included only the most incoherent bits. Watch the video and/or read the transcript below. The law-savvy Church of Scientology is trying to get the video taken down - soon it may be available only through alternate sources. The movie gets more incoherent after the end of my transcript, so I think I got the most important parts down:

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"I think it's a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist, and it's something that you have to earn, and. . . because a Scientologist does. He - or she - has the ability to. . . create new and better realities and improve conditions. Uh. . . being Scientologist you look at someone and you know absolutely that you can help them.

[Cut]

So, for me it really is KSW [Keep Scientology Working], and it's just like. . . it's. . . it's something that, uh. . . I don't mince words with that. . . y'know - with - with anything, [garbled name] does but that policy in me has really gone PTH! . . . boy aradalala. . . I - just the time I went through and I said 'y'know what'? When I read it, I - y'know - I just went 'PFW! - this is it. This is exactly it.

[Cut]

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because. . . you know you're the only one that can really help.

[Cut]

That's . . . that's what drives me, is that. . . I know that we have an opportunity, and, uh. . . to really help the first time, and effectively change people's lives, and, uh. . . I am dedicated to that, and I'm gonna, I'm. . . absolutely, uncomprisingly. . . dedicated to that.

[Cut]

The Orgs [Scientology organizations] are there to help, okay? - but, we as. . . y'know, as. . . elsewhere, the public, it's like. . . we have a responsibility; it's not just the Orgs, it's not just Dave Miscavige [Google him]. . . y'know, it's not just - not just me, it's you, it's everyone out there kinda [hiss] re-reading KSW and looking at what needs to be done and saying 'okay, am I gonna do it or am I not gonna do it?' Period! Am I gonna look at that guy or am I too afraid because I have my own [illegible] ethics, to put in someone else's ethics - and that's all it comes down to.

[Cut]

[mumbled frighteningly] Cause I won't hesitate to put ethics in on someone else, y'know, cause I put it. . . ruthlessly in on myself, and I think that. . . uh. . . . . I respect that. . . in - in others, and, uh y'know, I'm there to help, and we're here to help, and my opinion is is that - look - you're either on board, or you're not on board. Okay? But, just - if you're on board, you're on board, just like the rest of us. Period.

[Cut]

We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions. Criminon [controversial Scientology-based program of criminal rehabilitation] - we can rehabilitate criminals. . . way to happiness, we can bring peace, uh. . . and. . . and unite cultures, uh. . . that. . . once you know these tools, and you know that they work, it's. . . it's not good enough that, that I'm just doing okay.

[Cut]

Traveling the world and meeting the people that I've, that I've met - y'know, talking with these leaders, in dif- various fields. . . . . . they want help, and they are depending on people who. . . know, and who can be effective, and do it, and that's us. That is our responsibility to do that.

[Cut]

It is the time, now - now is the time, okay? It is. . . being a Scientologist, people are turning to you, so you'd better know it. You better know it. And if you don't. . . y'know, go and learn it [laugh], y'know? But don't pretend you know it and. . . or. . . foo, y'know - whatever - it's like we're here to help."

[Cut]

I mean, if you're a Scientologist, you see life, but you see things the way they are. . . in all its glory, y'know? All of its complexity, uh. . . and the more you know as a Scientologist, you don't become overwhelmed by it.

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The video gets scarier and more generic and pointless at this point. The blurb at the end seems to imply that this may be an official Scientology video, but I'm hoping for their sake that it's not. It looks like parody.

If the video is an official Scientology tape it makes one of their most influential members look ridiculous. If it isn't then they have no claim on a copyright case. I think the latter course of action would be wiser.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Scott Adams: Religion and Politics

"Why would you vote for a president who has a different religion than you?", asks Dilbert creator Scott Adams on his blog: "If you are certain of the rightness of your own beliefs, and equally certain of the wrongness of a presidential candidate’s belief, that proves the candidate has, in your opinion, bad judgment about the most important question in reality."

With one simple statement, Adams gets down to the crux of religion and politics. If people really thought about the relationship between church and state, things would turn on their head.

To wit: "why would you trust a Catholic who wouldn’t take advice from the Pope, who the candidate believes gets advice directly from God? Such a candidate would be a liar or an idiot to ignore advice from God."

Adams' question: is an alternative even possible? Does a modern candidate indirectly reject the tenets of his/her religion by refusing to take "perfect" counsel from those he/she believes to be communicating directly with God? Can an honest, intelligent candidate or politician ignore the "most important question in reality" and remain viable?

The fact that "good judgement" is only a Presidential priority for some 25% of American voters begins to answer the question, but opens up some larger, scarier questions. Do we really "believe" our religions, or is our religion just something to help us "feel good about our place in the universe"?

One alternative explanation (more of a theory):

1) We really do believe our religions (and that certain leaders communicate with Higher Powers), but in the name of plurality we avoid pushing our religious beliefs upon others in order to retain that same comfort ourselves. We unconsciously recognize the damage that a schizophrenic American theocracy would create and decide that it's better not to be ruled by any God as long as it's not someone else's.

Just a theory.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

I'm Dreaming of a Green Hanukkah


Israeli environmentalists are urging Jews Worldwide, a popular rock band, to light one less candle on their Menorahs this year to protect the planet.

Oops - let's start over.

Israeli environmentalists are urging Jews worldwide to leave one candle unlit this Hanukkah to protect the environment. One of the movement's proponents, Tom Wegner of Update Marketing Media, feels that this is much, much more than a futile, futile gesture:

"To tell a child on the eighth day that we are not lighting the last candle as a sacrifice for the environment is an act that is not only educational but also will prevent the release of a huge amount of carbon dioxide that would hurt the environment."


In other news: telling children things helps the environment! All this time I've been scowling and yelling at them, but this "telling". . . yes, he's on to something!

But before I get too sarcastic, I present a slew of articles proving that cutting candle usage by 14% is actually a great idea - much, much better than the planet-pillaging mess of seven candles. The Jewishly-minded among you should take note:

The New Scientist - Candles Are Poisoning Your Household and Stupiding Your Children

Xiaodong - Candles Blamed For Earth Pollution

University of Floria News - SPECIAL ALL CAPS EDITION: KILLER CANDLES

So poison your family to death 14% slower by eliminating one candle this year.

The EPA has confirmed that Jews, Druids, the Amish and other
candle users are at risk of contracting "candle face". Stop candle face
today! For more information call 1-800-SAD-WICK

Friday, November 30, 2007

Fourth Post On the Same Topic

I thought I was done with the whole Teddy Bear Teacher thing, but the responses of some overreacting nutbags really takes the cake and smashes it into debris. I've highlighted the worst, most overreactionary parts:

Calls in Sudan for Execution of Briton

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KHARTOUM, Sudan (AP) - Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad."

The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes.

They massed in central Martyrs Square outside the presidential palace, where hundreds of riot police were deployed. They did not try to stop the rally, which lasted about an hour.

"Shame, shame on the U.K.," protesters chanted.

They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firing squad."

The women's prison where Gibbons is being held is far from the square.

Several hundred protesters, not openly carrying weapons, marched about a mile away to Unity High School, where Gibbons worked. They chanted slogans outside the school, which is closed and under heavy security, then marched toward the nearby British Embassy. They were stopped by security forces two blocks away from the embassy.

The protest arose despite vows by Sudanese security officials the day before, during Gibbons' trial, that threatened demonstrations after Friday prayers would not take place. Some of the protesters carried green banners with the name of the Society for Support of the Prophet Muhammad, a previously unknown group.

Many protesters carried clubs, knives and axes - but not automatic weapons, which some have brandished at past government-condoned demonstrations. That suggested Friday's rally was not organized by the government.

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A Muslim cleric at Khartoum's main Martyrs Mosque denounced Gibbons during one sermon, saying she intentionally insulted Islam. He did not call for protests, however.

"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. But we welcome imprisonment and expulsion," the cleric, Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, a well-known hard-liner, told worshippers.

"This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad [What?!]," he said.

Britain, meanwhile, pursued diplomatic moves to free Gibbons. Prime Minister Gordon Brown spoke with a member of her family to convey his regret, his spokeswoman said.

"He set out his concern and the fact that we were doing all we could to secure her release," spokeswoman Emily Hands told reporters.

Most Britons expressed shock at the verdict by a court in Khartoum, alongside hope it would not raise tensions between Muslims and non-Muslims in Britain.

"One of the good things is the U.K. Muslims who've condemned the charge as completely out of proportion," said Paul Wishart, 37, a student in London.

"In the past, people have been a bit upset when different atrocities have happened and there hasn't been much voice in the U.K. Islamic population, whereas with this, they've quickly condemned it."

Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the Muslim Council of Britain, accused the Sudanese authorities of "gross overreaction."

"This case should have required only simple common sense to resolve. It is unfortunate that the Sudanese authorities were found wanting in this most basic of qualities," he said.

The Muslim Public Affairs Committee, a political advocacy group, said the prosecution was "abominable and defies common sense."

The Federation of Student Islamic Societies, which represents 90,000 Muslim students in Britain and Ireland, called on Sudan's government to free Gibbons, saying she had not meant to cause offense.

"We are deeply concerned that the verdict to jail a schoolteacher due to what's likely to be an innocent mistake is gravely disproportionate," said the group's president, Ali Alhadithi.

The Ramadhan Foundation, a Muslim youth organization, said Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir should pardon the teacher.

"The Ramadhan Foundation is disappointed and horrified by the conviction of Gillian Gibbons in Sudan," said spokesman Mohammed Shafiq.

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, spiritual leader of the world's 77 million Anglicans, said Gibbons' prosecution and conviction was "an absurdly disproportionate response to what is at worst a cultural faux pas."

Foreign Secretary David Miliband summoned the Sudanese ambassador late Thursday to express Britain's disappointment with the verdict. The Foreign Office said Britain would continue diplomatic efforts to achieve "a swift resolution" to the crisis.

Gibbons was arrested Sunday after another staff member at the school complained that she had allowed her 7-year-old students to name a teddy bear Muhammad. Giving the name of the Muslim prophet to an animal or a toy could be considered insulting.

The case put Sudan's government in an embarrassing position - facing the anger of Britain on one side and potential trouble from powerful Islamic hard-liners on the other. Many saw the 15-day sentence as an attempt to appease both sides.

In The Times, columnist Bronwen Maddox said the verdict was "something of a fudge ... designed to give a nod to British reproof but also to appease the street."

Britain's response - applying diplomatic pressure while extolling ties with Sudan and affirming respect for Islam - had produced mixed results, British commentators concluded.

In an editorial, The Daily Telegraph said Miliband "has tiptoed around the case, avoiding a threat to cut aid and asserting that respect for Islam runs deep in Britain. Given that much of the government's financial support goes to the wretched refugees in Darfur and neighboring Chad, Mr. Miliband's caution is understandable."

Now, however, the newspaper said, Britain should recall its ambassador in Khartoum and impose sanctions on the Sudanese regime.

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Associated Press writers Jill Lawless, David Stringer and Kate Schuman in London contributed to this report.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

100th Post Extragavanza!

. . . And I'm using it for an update on yesterday's story.

I'll accomplish this through quotes from the ThisLondon article regarding the teddy bear controversy:

"A Sudanese official said it was "unlikely" that Mrs Gibbons would be convicted.

A powerful Sudanese newspaper urged authorities to call a hardline Islamist leader linked to Osama bin Laden to give evidence at her trial, to stress how offensive the case was to Muslims.

Extreme Islamic groups said Mrs Gibbons "must die" and urged Muslims to hold street protests after prayers tomorrow.

The Muslim Council of Britain said it was "appalled" at the decision by Sudan."


Regarding the naming of the bear and public outrage:

"The mother of two grown-up children was arrested on Sunday after parents were said to have complained she had insulted Islam's prophet by naming a teddy bear Mohammed as part of a class project.

However, a boy of seven came forward on Tuesday to say it was "all his fault", as he and his classmates at the Unity High School had voted to call the bear Mohammed after his own name.

He insisted his teacher had not intended to insult Islam.

Mrs Gibbons technically faces three charges - insulting Islam, inciting religious hatred and contempt for religious beliefs - each of which carries a maximum penalty of 40 lashes and a year in jail. But it is believed she will stand trial on only one."

One of its authors, 27-year- old Elsheikh El Nour, added: "If she made an innocent mistake and did not mean Mohammed the Prophet (when naming the bear) there is no problem.

"But if she did mean Mohammed the Prophet, she must die."

Leaflets distributed outside Khartoum's Great Mosque urged Muslims to march tomorrow in protest at Mrs Gibbons' actions.

They condemned what they described as "flagrant aggression" against the Prophet Mohammed and asked imams to address the subject Friday prayers.

The leaflets added: "What has been done by this infidel lady is considered a matter of contempt and an insult to Muslims' feelings and also the pollution of children's mentality as an attempt to wipe their identity."

The Muslim Council of Britain was furious at the decision to charge Mrs Gibbons.

"This is disgraceful and defies common sense," said Secretary-General Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari. "There was clearly no intention on the part of the teacher to deliberately insult the Islamic faith.

"The children in Mrs Gibbons's class and their parents have all testified as to her innocence in this matter. We call upon the Sudanese President, Umar al-Bashir, to intervene in this case without delay to ensure that Mrs Gibbons is freed from this quite shameful ordeal."


Her defense tactic is obvious: Mohammed is the #1 name of all time. This woman should have known to avoid all mention of any Islamic figure in any context, but a small minority of extreme fundamentalists with large followings may have disproportionate sway in this decision - overreaction is more apt a term.

A central principle of Islam practiced by Mohammed is tolerance and respect for other religions. It's a shame that some clerics and imams may blow up this extremely-minor issue beyond the attention it deserves. Shameful ordeal indeed.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

British Teacher Charged in Sudan Over Teddy Bear

The Sudanese Government has decided to pursue criminal cases against 54-year-old Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher, after she allowed a class of seven-year-olds to name a teddy bear Mohammed. Some of the parents of her students complained (isn't that how these things always start?) and she is now being held by police in Khartoum.

According to Sky News, she faces possibility punishments including "40 lashes, six months in prison, or a fine".

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Mohammed (including its many variants) merely an Islamic name meaning "praised"? Why must a naming of Mohammed necessarily refer to the original prophet Muhammad? It may be the most common, most popular name of all time. Even allowing the bear to be a direct reference to the founder of Islam, teddy bear naming is a term of endearment, not a sign of disrespect. I'm assuming that most of the citizenry of Sudan probably does not support this action against Gibbons.

Though I doubt this will reach a level rivalling a "Satanic Verses"-like scandal in the Muslim world, nothing can be more telling than the fact that the private school has shut down since the scandal.

Friday, October 19, 2007

A History of Religion in 90 Seconds


I found this fascinating - a time-elapsed map of the spread of various religions throughout the world, including crusades and the births and deaths of major religious figures:

History of Religion in 90 Seconds