3 hours ago
Thursday, December 04, 2008
My Taco Bell Experience: The Way Things Should Have Gone
"Hi, I'd like to order the Chicken or Steak Burrito."
"Would you like chicken or steak?"
"Chicken or steak?"
"Do I have to choose one or the other?"
"I'm sorry. I was hoping to preserve the mystery. I was hoping you'd allow me one small surprise in my day of tedium. Now I'm afraid I'll be stealing fire sauce packets from your fine establishment."