"Hi, I'd like to order the Chicken or Steak Burrito."
"Would you like chicken or steak?"
"What?"
"Chicken or steak?"
"Do I have to choose one or the other?"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry. I was hoping to preserve the mystery. I was hoping you'd allow me one small surprise in my day of tedium. Now I'm afraid I'll be stealing fire sauce packets from your fine establishment."
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