I'm not a regular reader of Mary Worth, by any means, but I couldn't help but enjoy the awesomeness in the second panel of the following strip:
I tried several sendups of this line myself, first with a Samuel L. Jackson sort of delivery ("EDUCATECHOSELF!") that didn't really come across in print. I've since revised to the following wonderful image, suitable for framing:
You tell her, Mary.
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