The Jibberwooky - Old Poetry Wot I Did Write as a Middle-Schooler

The Jibberwooky:

'Twas blurgid, and sturvy-gig,
And other freakish things,
Goo-goo-ga-choob,
Did gyre and gimble,
In the purple haze,
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

"Beware the political extremists!"
My father did say
"With their migwist and murping froth!"
Said he: "Watch out for lurking hippies!
Calooh calay, oh snicker-snack!
Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back!"

'Twas zlippish, and fargle-foom,
And zippa-dee-doo-dah-dee,
The jibberwooky didst promise
To leave me alone,
Lest I continue with poetry,
Goo-goo-ga-choob.