12 minutes ago
Saturday, November 01, 2008
My first truly original joke. . .
Okay, so the Joker's walking over to this guy, and he's wearing these fabulous handknit scarves, and he says - get this - he says: "Would you like to know where I got these scarves?"
That one's going in to the Reader's Digest. Google confirms that I'm the first to think this up, for some reason. Groverfield might not have been the most original idea, but See Spock Run was untouched by search engines at the time of its inception. Good night and happy Día de los Muertos.