Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Sarah Palin Stupid Baby Name Generator

The stupid names of Sarah Palin's children have garnered more media attention than the $25 million deficit she incurred for a town of 5,000 people. They'd certainly be more interesting, if she wasn't a heart attack away from the presidency.

At any rate, the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator gives you a peek at the inane identity you may have been given as one of the Palin clan. The results are pure retard poetry. See how much more interesting life would be if Palin was in charge of worldwide baby-naming:

Archibald Clumpy: Commando Coalfire Palin
Richard Nixon: Strike Chipper Palin
Barack Obama: Tarp Lazer Palin

And my favorite:

Fiscal Mismanagement: Bash Budweiser Palin

1 comment:

  1. 'Tarp Lazer' has such a pleasant and shockingly distinctive sound, I couldn't help giving this name to one of my future children. I hope he/she won't hate me too much.


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