This month, I suggest that you go and take a fool month to prepare for April Fool's Day. Buy all of the cellophane, radio jammers and wiretappers that you'll need for that most special of holidays, and plan a heist that will be remembered and ruin friendships for years to come.
Before you leave for Walgreen's, I'd suggest that you warm up with this awesome list of the Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time, courtesy of the Museum of Hoaxes. Those of you who don't remember the Left-Handed Whopper, Sidd Finch or the amazing discovery of Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers could use a refresher course. I know I did.
Remember, March might feel like the longest month, but if you don't prepare now you'll miss a golden opportunity to really piss a lot of people off.
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