Howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com, besides having just about the most descriptive URL in history, is a fantastic online quiz - an essential primer for the unlikely event that you ever find yourself facing an army of preschoolers in vicious hand-to-hand combat.
The quiz takes into account your physical fitness, the "ick" factor of attacking children, and combat readiness to give you the "magic number" of children who you could whip in a fight.
- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
- There are no weapons or foreign objects
- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
- The children are merciless and will show no fear
- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
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