From the "Too Much Information" File. . .

What are my stupidest mistakes? To date, the two following:

1) Not noticing the bath/shower switch and absolutely drenching myself with frigid water in preparation for a bath. I do this all the time.

2) This is also an error I have made multiple times. While cooking a potentially-delicious pot of macaroni & cheese, I am prone to accidentally sucking a piece of molten macaroni down my throat while trying to test a piece. The trick is to get it past your sensitive gums by parsing your lips, but the wind-tunnel effect created is a sure recipe for some uvula scarring.