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Monday, October 15, 2007
Netherlands Bans "Mario" Mushrooms - Nederlanders Turn Elsewhere For Their Power-Up Needs
As Kotaku reports, the Netherlands has taken action to ban the Amanita muscaria mushroom - (otherwise known as the "power-up" mushroom), due to the proliferation of hallucinations and death in the country recently following a surge in consumption.
Well, sure it causes hallucinations and death - if you don't eat it right. Pay attention, kids:
Note: Those who feel that Cracking My Knuckles in Public is mocking the deaths of the foolish should note that we do not find natural selection funny, but a grim reality of daily life.